Sunday, April 12, 2015

Consistency and the booster shot


Curses. Crated again. One minute we were having cuddle time in Stephen and Kathy's bedroom and the next minute I was in the crate. I am innocent, honest I am. I want my lawyer.

I think my trip to the vet for my booster shot may have had something to do with it. I don't know what came over me, but I was in terror the whole time. Other than getting my temperature checked, it wasn't so bad.

Yes, I will admit to a small Puppy Surge, but that is perfectly normal. And yes, I will admit when I nipped Kathy I drew blood, but that is her fault. She has really thin skin.

Stephen just wandered over to his iPod and pulled down a song called Hot n Cold from iBark. Yogi, he said, "Is this song about you or about me?"

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes.
Yeah, you, packmate
Like a bitch, er uh dame
I would know
And you over think
Always speak
Caninelly

You should know
That we're so good for you
We're your forever pack

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You sit then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
You nip, we break up
You lick, we make up
You don't really wanna stay, no
But you don't really wanna heel-o

We used to be
Just like pack
So in sync
The same energy
Now we're looking for a new trainer
One that makes house calls
Now you're mildly irritating

You should know that
You're gonna change
It just takes years in puppy time

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
And I can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're stand then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white, or maybe just grey
You nip, we break up
You lick, we make up

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